From 'The Osbournes' to 'The Kardashians' and back again, we all love to watch people we may have vaguely heard of going about their daily routine with a couple of dozen TV crew members trailing behind to catch all the entertainment gold.
Sarcastic much? Who me? Or should I say, Whom I? No, I shouldn't I was right the first time but don't get me started on Grammer-isms.
There's loads and loads of reality programs flooding our televisions day and night seemingly without relent but what does that tell you? It tells you people like them and we should make some more! But with so many we need a edge, something to set our shows apart from the pack.
Let's think outside the box, then put everything back into the box just like Mum said or no watching 'Khloe and Kourtney' young man:
The Tallest Losers- Really tall Geeks have a chance to win Star Wars collectables by decreasing their height by any non surgical method e.g starvation, jumping off roofs or heavy hats of some type.
Carpet Men - We follow a team of cheeky young carpet layers in their work-a-day lives but there's always a surprise twist in every show that I can't tell......ok, it's silverfish shhhh.
Undercover Mother - A real life Mom is kidnapped and replaced with a lookalike police detective, she then collects information on the family concerning waste recycling infringements climaxing in the entire family being arrested, real life drama people.
But this is just the tip of the reality show iceberg, hey that's another one! 'Iceberg Watch' it's topical and apt , see how easy it is?
See you on TV...I hope.